Jokes and Riddles

  1. What has hands that can not touch anything unless they are broken, and likes to talk about ticks?
  2. What has wheels and flies?
  3. Who is the king of all school supplies?
  4. What is another name for a basement and is the opposite of a buyer?
  5. Why did the M&M go to school?
  6. What kind of school do you go to if you are ice cream?
  7. Why do magicians do really well in school?
  8. What is the world’s tallest building?
  9. Why was teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
  10. Why  did the broom get such poor grades in school?
  11. Why does Jack call Dylan mean?




1) A Clock  2)A dumpster 3)A ruler 4)A cellar 5)because he wanted to be a smartie 6)sundae school 7)Because they are really good at the trick questions 8)The library because it has the most stories 9)Because their students were so bright 10)Because he was always sweeping during class 11)Because he won’t let him do a  water bottle flipping video with him!